Stories Archive by Month - May
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Keith Richards' Autobiography All A Bit Hazy
London - Executive Editors from a major international publishing house met this morning in order to discuss reports that Keith Richards' upcoming autobiography isn't all it's cracked up to be.
The Rolling Stones guitarist - a
BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul
A seemingly off the cuff remark by Simon Cowell to fellow BGT judge Amanda Holden rocked the world of show business to its very foundations last night.
The furore began in Cardiff, when ex-factory worker and
Will Young To Star As Geoff Hurst In Ben Elton's 1966 - The Musical!
Sir Ben Elton, one time stand up comedian cum novelist and respected West End Producer has announced that as it's World Cup year and England don't stand a cat in hell's chance of winning it,
Cnbc Says Tar Babies Washing Up In Louisiana: Sharpton & Jackson Leave Arizona To March In New Orleans Protest!
The state of Arizona was relieved from a mild irritant today when activists Al Sharpton, Charles Wrangle (sic) and Jesse Jackson rushed to Louisiana on reports from CNBC that 'Tar Babies' were washing up on
Doctor Who, Amy, And Her Drip of A Boyfriend Arrested For Granny Bashing
Doctor Who, Amy Pond and that idiot boyfriend of hers, whose name no one remembers coz it ain't memorable, have been arrested after film showing all three of them either bashing OAPs with big lumps
FA Cup Stolen By Pikeys
Metropolitan Police Detectives are speaking to a number of people following the disappearance of the famous old FA Cup trophy from victorious Chelsea FC's Park Lane Hotel.
Having earlier defeated Portsmouth 1-0 in the showcase Wembley
Science Admits Evolution Theory Wrong
Scientists at the WITSALTA convention in Denver, Colorado, U.S. of A., today agreed that the theory of evolution has been debunked (that doesn't mean kicked out of bed,.... although?).
Delegates to the WITSALTA (What Is
Bp Oil Separation Experiment Proceeds As Planned
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Gulf of Mexico - BP's plans to use the Gulf of Mexico as a crude oil separation device are proceeding as planned. The 70,000 barrels of oil proceeding from
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