Stories Archive by Month - May
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Selena Gomez And Demi Lovato Say That The Louisiana Tar Balls Will End Up In Massachusetts
BOSTON - Two teenage singing sensations Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were in Boston attending a Brenda Song concert.
After the concert the two went to Brenda's dressing room where they helped her celebrate another sold-out
The Miley Cyrus - Madonna Feud Intensifies!
LOS ANGELES - The gloves have come off and it is now a fight between the old and the new. Miley does not appreciate the fact that Madonna has stated that she is too young
Artest's Strength: Dog-like Obedience
In a recent interview, Lakers' coach Phil Jackson described forward Ron Artest's greatest strength as a "dog-like obedience."
Jackson then went on to say, "not all dogs are trained well, some just behave irrationally."
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Rookie Plumber Caps Bp Executive Lamar Mckay's Toilet
HOUSTON, Texas - After using several questionable techniques to deal with a leak in the bathroom at Lamar McKay's corporate office in Houston, a local plumber finally capped the troublesome toilet permanently, according to the
Is South African Athlete A Geezer In A Skirt?
The family of South African 800m runner Caster Semenya have reacted angrily to reports that women athletes may refuse to race against her.
Some of the world's top women athletes could boycott the sport if Semenya
Carmella Bing To Act As Tomb Raider
The very "healthy" and agile porn star, Carmella Bing is all set to portray the image of the ever adventurous, and sexy Lara Croft.
The news comes in after our very own AJ felt too
Aussie Football With No Gay Rules - Jason Akermanis Tells Players To Stay In The Closet
Outspoken Aussie Football League, (AFL), player Jason Akermanis seems to be homophobic - urging gay players to stay in the closet because the game isn't ready for "them".
The Aussie Rules star says it would be
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