Stories Archive by Month - May
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London 2012 Olympics - Mascots Unveiled
The Mascots have been revealed for the London 2012 Olympics. The two One Eyed Wonders were unveiled yesterday evening at 7PM. They were modelled on Gordon Brown and Nick Griffin. One is a one eyed
Here Come "The Endies": Better Late Than Never
HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat startling move that appears to have caught many industry sideliners completely off guard - especially those with either too much at stake in the immediate future and/or significantly less than
Texas Consults With Rush Limbaugh On Textbook Changes
The Texas Board of Education, whose majority members are of the more conservative Republican persuasion, has voted to make substantial changes to the Social Studies curriculum in their schools and to re-write the textbooks that
NASA Probe Glitch: Scout Is Spirit's Bitch
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Dancing With The Stars: Cincinnati Bengals Receiver Chad Ochocinco Sent To The Showers
HOLLYWOOD - And then on Dancing With The Stars there were tres (three) as Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco (85) was eliminated and sent to the showers.
Chad said that he really enjoyed being partnered with
Naughty Housewives TV Show Replaces Real Housewives
Ratings aren't the only thing expected to rise on the set of the new TV show Naughty Housewives of Vegas. The new show is filming as we speak and should be ready for airing sometime
Madonna Says Miley Cyrus Is Too Young To Be Singing Songs Like "Can't Be Tamed"
DULUTH, Minnesota - Madonna had just finished performing to a sell-out crowd at The Frozen Fauna Auditorium (217 seats) in downtown Duluth when she was asked about the new Miley Cyrus song "Can't Be Tamed."
Madonna,
The Queen Is Dead Boys, And It's So Lonely On Local Radio
A DJ who made a joke about Queen Elizabeth II popping her clogs is surprised it has attracted so much publicity. Danny Kelly who works for a radio station in the West Midlands is sorry
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