Stories Archive by Month - May
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A Look At The New Film About Donald Trump
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Donald Rumsfeld: "yes, I Am Funny!"
(Washington, D.C.) If you look in Donald Rumsfeld's closet, under the autopsy photos of Uday and Qusay, you'll find a very dusty dribble glass. Now, Donald Rumsfeld is ready to
Bert Surfaces In Argentina
Years after being hit by a bus, Sesame Street's beloved Bert has apparently turned up in Buenos Aires, Argentina -- a classic haunt of former Nazis.
Mary Kay Letourneau Weds Former Student, Sells Wedding Pics To Kiddie Porn Mag
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Female Spiders: Dine And Dash?
VORACIOUS female spiders just cannot help trying to eat suitors before sex. Why? It's their aggressive personalities. Females of several spider and mantis species dine on their partners, but only after acquiring the sperm necessary
Apple Powerbook Battery Explodes; Bill Gates Badly Burned!
REDMOND WA (AP) A freak accident last night resulted in serious injuries to Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. According to a fire department spokesman, “Mr. Gates was found slumped over an Apple Macintosh PowerBook. The laptop
Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal With Calvin Klein
NEW YORK − Calvin Klein announced a three-year deal with Saddam Hussein in which the former Iraqi dictator would appear in a series of advertisements modeling fashionable underwear. “We want to show the world that
Scientists Discover Slashnot Brain Region
Matthew writes: Some
brain damaged people cannot understand SlashNOT (as evidenced by many of the comment
posts)
and scientists in Isreal have discovered why.
A specific region of the brain, the prefrontal slashnotomedial area, is
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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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