Stories Archive by Month - May

An open letter from the people of Australia: Please America, we need you. Australia may be a democracy (though in a twisted Westminster format) but we fall well short of your wondrous society. Come and...

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You know who I love? People. They think what you tell them if you phrase it just so, and that makes them pretty damn awesome. People who buy...

Enron founder Kenneth Lay and former-CEO Jeff Skilling, found guilty today of a combined total of 25 fraud and conspiracy charges in the energy company's collapse, announced that they would appeal the verdicts...

Namibia, AFRICA -- It's a boy! American actress Angelina Jolie finally gave birth to the little bugger the entire world has breathlessly anticipated (the entire world except for Jennifer Aniston) The World's Most Beautiful Baby:...

Despite suffering a bruised larynx, a punctured lung, and deep lacerations all over his body, Rolling Stones’ guitarist, Keith Richards, is expected to recover completely from his second violent collision with the earth’s crust in just under a month...

HOLLYWOOD — Ron Howard was crucified today by bands of marauding Christians upset over his recently released film, The Da Vinci Code...

DURHAM, North Carolina — In the most recent scandal involving lacrosse players, and with the support of the NSA, FBI, CIA, OSI, DAR and BSA, Federal prosecutors have filed charges against eight members of Duke University's men’s lacrosse team for the murder of over 30 civilians in Iraq...