Stories Archive by Month - May
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BC Senior Class Apologizes To Rice, Awards Her Golden Scepter
Chestnut Hill, MA (Rotters) - Hours after Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's commencement address at Boston College was met with protest, the graduating senior class attempted to make amends...
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Britney Spears Buys Helmet For Baby
NEW YORK -- Pop-singer Britney Spears has had her baby fitted for a safety helmet. The 8-month old Sean Preston was seen wearing the light blue head protector as his mother dashed into a waiting...
Bush Abdicates Throne For The Man That He Loves
President Bush's overtures to Mexico's Vicente Fox have been answered. Calling Mexico "our friend and neighbor" during last Monday night's address to the Nation, President Bush dutifully recited Fox's terms of surrender to what's left...
Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User
CLIFTON, New Jersey (AP) Clifton Police are investigating a shooting that took place outside a supermarket. “It appears this shooting might be linked to the string of cell phone shootings,” said a detective. Since last...
President Bush To Divert Veterans Funding To 'Scholarships For Taliban' Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In case U.S. military veterans have been wondering why obtaining VA benefits is like trying to win the lottery, they now have answers. Yesterday, President George W. Bush...
Leopold And Madsen Netted In DOJ Sting Operation?
Washington, DC (APE) - Family members for independent investigative journalists Jason Leopold and Wayne Madsen admitted today that they have had no contact with either of them since late...
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