Stories Archive by Month - May
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Other States Still 'Pretty Sure' That California Is Gay
Even though California's Supreme Court recently voted to uphold Proposition 8 -- which states that "marriage can only be between a man and a woman, because think about two dudes being married, that's gross, man"
Bruce Springsteen Admits He Is Afraid of The Dark And Has Never Danced In It
Bruce Springsteen has admitted in an exclusive interview, 24 years after releasing his hit song "Dancing In The Dark" that he is actually afraid of the dark.
Springsteen has long been hailed as one of the
The Morning After: With Losers Man United.
The general mood is sombre in the foyer of Del Pizzahuttio, the plush hotel Manchester United chose to stay in for the duration of their visit to Rome for The Champions League Final clash with
Ronaldo Sues Carragher
Cristiano Ronaldo has sued Jamie Carragher for 42 million pounds because he touched his hair. He told me, "It's a disgrace, I had to sit and fix it for a whole hour."
He was very
Pink Floyd Fan Discovers That 'Dark Side of The Moon' Lines Up With 'Animals'
Today, Pink Floyd enthusiast Nigel Thurgood announced in his blog, 'Dark Side of the Wall', the discovery that the band's classic 1973 album Dark Side of the Moon is perfectly aligned with the 1977 album
Alan Shearer To Be Given The Freedom of The City of Hull
Newcastle United boss Alan Shearer got back down to brass tacks yesterday after his team were relegated at the weekend, and there was some good news for the Geordie, as it was announced that he
Woman With World's Largest Vagina Suffering From World's Largest Yeast Infection
NEW YORK CITY, NY - The year's breakout Broadway sensation, the "World's Largest Vagina Monologues," has been indefinitely cancelled after its star was diagnosed with the world's biggest yeast infection.
"I had noticed a slight burning,
Hull City Stay Up!
There was jubilation throughout East Yorkshire this afternoon, as Hull City, the Premier League newboys, put in a brilliant performance to lose 1-0 to champions Manchester United and, in so doing, secured their top flight
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