Stories Archive by Month - May
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Jamie Foxx To Star In "What Choo Talkin' 'Bout Willis - The Story of Gary Coleman"
HOLLYWOOD - Jamie Foxx, who is just a little bit taller than Gary Coleman, said that he has just signed to star in the Chula Vista Pictures movie What Choo Talkin' 'Bout Willis - The
Ipads Rejoice As Kindles Sent To Fat Camp
Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, just got some bad news. They're too fat! They're being sent to Fat Camp in the hope that they will meet their "lighter" goals in a few months.
Crossbow Cannibal Stephen Griffiths A Weirdo Susan Boyle Fan Say Cops
A police source claimed today that cops involved in searching Stephen Griffiths' apartment in Bradford were sickened by some of the discoveries they made.
"To classify this man as a twisted psychopathic pervert doesn't do it
Stephen Griffiths Accomplices - A Skeleton And A Jaguar
Half Demon, crossbow cannibalising, serial killer, Ven Pariah shared his one bedroomed human eatery with a skeleton and a jaguar. They all lived together in the cramped confines of the small, rented apartment and were
Jesse James Says He Cheated On Sandra Bullock Because of Twinkies
LONG BEACH, California - Jesse "Dipstick" James says that he still thinks that his wife Sandra Bullock will find it in her heart of hearts to take him back.
[CUE THE LAUGH MACHINE]
James speaking while sitting
Illegal American Immigrants Head For Mexico
Due to the destruction of their economy, millions of jobless Americans are packing up their belongings and heading for greener pastures in Mexico. It is a disturbing trend which doesn't seem to have an
Cheryl Cole Admits Scoring With Smoothie Derek Hough
Gorgeous songbird Cheryl Cole, the girl millions of lads dream about every night of the year, has owned-up to scoring with her new pal Dancer Derek.
Anyone who has read Chezza's illuminating biography will know that
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