Stories Archive by Month - June
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Hugo Ballz: The Preps, Live In Concert
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Bush Caps Off Upbeat Week In The News With A Political Coup
Seattle, WA (Rotters) - Capping off a decidedly upturned week in the news for the Bush administration the president made an appearance yesterday in Washington state to endorse Republican...
Why We're Winning The War In Iraq
A lot of liberal pantywaists have their lingerie all tied up into knots over the war in Iraq. Maybe liberals just don't like blood and death. But remember: If we don't fight the terrorists over there, we're gonna have to fight 'em here...
Fitzie Plays A Plame Game Blinder
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Awesome fearless DC lawman Patrick Fitzgerald played a trump card of stratospheric proportions today in a broad-grinned public implication that George Bush's genius White House PR aide Karl Rove might...
Dead Al Zarqawi Portrait For Sale: President Bush Funds Iraq Anti-al Qaeda Policy
Iraqi Corpse # 445,800 - Zarquawi Lithograph with double matte and Standard gold tone frame: Price: $700...
Kennedy: Vote Shows 93 Senators Out of Mainstream
After the Senate voted 93-6 today against setting a timeline for withdrawal from Iraq, Massachusetts Sen. Edward M. Kennedy held a news conference to announce that his 93 colleagues are...
Brits Beat Americans In Amazing Race For The 60-Plus Set
In a jubilant conclusion to a special edition of The Amazing Race, three Brits (leader Prince Philip and team members Dame Maggie Smith and Sir Paul McCartney) parachuted into Central Park yesterday, startling late afternoon...
Gates To Focus On Charity, Apple Cures Aids
Just a day after Microsoft founder Bill Gates said he would begin stepping back from day-to-day operations at the software giant to focus on his philanthropic work, Apple CEO Steve Jobs told a...
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