Stories Archive by Month - June

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National Asperger's Institute Diagnoses Rest of Humanity

The National Asperger’s Institute has released clinical diagnostic criteria for nuerotypical (normal) humans, placing the list of symptoms under the umbrella spectrum disorder “Pooflinger’s Syndrome.” Dr. Sarl Cagan explains the reason and meaning

 Slashnot
Added: 12 June 2006
Missing Child Sues Milk Company For Using Her Photo For Profit

Missing Child Sues Milk Company For Using Her Photo For Profit

Middleton, WI - Suzie Corman, who was missing for six years, is suing the PET Milk Company for printing an unauthorized and unlicensed photo of her on containers of milk. Ms. Corman's lawyer, Dan Perez...

 Broken Newz
Added: 12 June 2006
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Next Season of '24' Will Have Technobabble Captions

Since its introduction with the Star Trek series in the 1960's, Technobabble has slowly gained ground and become an important element in mainstream entertainment...

 BBSpot
Added: 12 June 2006
Scientists Translate Dolphin Names

Scientists Translate Dolphin Names

After discovering that dolphins create a signature whistle for themselves similar to a human name , Scientists have diligently begun translating the names of groups of dolphins from both Australia and Florida...

 Slashnot
Added: 12 June 2006
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Crunchy Nut

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 BBSpot
Added: 12 June 2006
Apple Enters The Videogame Market With 'Shoe'

Apple Enters The Videogame Market With 'Shoe'

We have all heard of the latest and greatest products by the major players in this field; Microsoft with its XBOX 360, Nintendo with it’s Wii, and of course Sony with its PS3...

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Congresswoman Mckinney Charges Dropped On Reason of Insanity

Capitol Hill police have dropped their charges against Congressman Cynthia McKinney on reason of insanity. "The officer assaulted by Rep. McKinney had to be crazy to file charges against Rep. McKinney and we apologize", said...

 Broken Newz
Added: 12 June 2006
Research Scientist Quits Over Magic Mouse

Research Scientist Quits Over Magic Mouse

Zheng Cui, M.D., Ph.D., the director of research at Wake Forest University, has relinquished his position over his distress at the discovery of a mouse with natural resistance to even the most virulent...



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