Stories Archive by Month - June
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England to crash out of World Cup after Crouch "Mr Bean" injury
England are set to crash out of the FIFA 2006 World Cup after their star-striker, Peter Crouch, suffered what England medics have called "a serious hair and scalp injury".
Bongo News Obtains Exclusive Jolie Baby Photo!
Bongo News has obtained this exclusive photo of the curtain...
New Details of George Bush Iraq Trip Released
Americans awoke yesterday morning to the news that United States President George W. Bush had secretly traveled to Iraq the day before, spending five hours on the ground, speaking...
Dixie Chicks To Kick Off 2006 Summer Rendering Tour
(Washington, D.C.) Have the Dixie Chicks themselves been rendered by the CIA or is it part of their unrepentant attitude toward President Bush...
White House Confirms Irish Behind 9/11
Close on the heels of President Bush's statement last week naming Ireland as the newest member of the “Axis of Evil”, and mounting evidence of Ireland's links to the 9/11 attacks, several prominent White House...
Bush Pushes Constitutional Amendment To Ban Unnatural Sporks
Washington - President Bush has put his full support behind a Constitutional Amendment to ban the unnatural and deviant mixture of utensils. Bush addressed the nation, "We stand at a crossroads-a time when God-given eating...
Scientists Discover Gene That Causes Fundamentalism And Homosexuality.
Bonn, Germany - “We never saw that one coming,” said Dr. Fenton Weirdbank, head of research at the Bonn International Center for Genetic Research...
Quack Doctor Busted
London - (Associated Mess): The consultant at the heart of an eight year quackery investigation about the MMR triple vaccine's link to congenital stupidity is to face gross professional misconduct charges after UK cops found...
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