Stories Archive by Month - June
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Chickens Face Holocaust
Much of the world has been alarmed over the growing threat of the Bird Flu over the past year. The virus is expected to mutate and spread between people within a couple years. In preparation...
Al-Zarqawi Recovery From Death
The Daily Hell Gazette announced today, that soon after Abu Musab al-Zarqawi arrived, following his recovery from death, he demanded that the furnace be lowered, asked for a tall glass of ice water, and for...
Al- Zarqawi Goes To Hell
Islamic Heaven has firmly rejected Al- Zarqawi's application for entry. "He did not rate highly," Chief admission's officer, Sharwon Sulu, told Brainsnap. "Indeed, I believe a rank atheist with a tendency toward alcoholism and cursing..."
Bush Back Home In Washington : Fighting Continues In Iraq: Insurgent Group Calls For Ceasefire.
(UCS News, IRAQ) Now that George W. Bush is safely out of Iraq the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki can get back to fighting the insurgency. Following the killing of...
Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy
My wife caught me surfing for pr0n on the internet the other day. I was really surprised by her showing up at my work like that...
Cheney Makes Forceful Case For Abstinence Education
Whether the subject is Iraqi WMD or America's network of secret prisons, Vice-President Dick Cheney has never brooked compromise...
Religious Right Endorses Cervical Cancer, Crucifies Merck HPV Vaccine
Pharmaceutical giants Merck and GlaxoSmithKline are gearing up for a knock-down fight with America's religious right after the FDA approved their blockbuster cervical cancer vaccine, Gardasil, last week...
Cancer horoscope
The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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