Stories Archive by Month - June
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Miley Cyrus Fights Selena Gomez In "Vaginas At Dawn"
The final shoot-out between two teenagers at loggerheads is due to take place at dawn on Sunday. Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus will go vagina to vagina against Disney star Selena Gomez in a
Foppish Self-crucifier Sebastian Whorsley Found Dead
London - (WTF?): The 47 year-old OD'd on smack just two days after the stage production of his memoir Dandy in the Underworld opened to rave reviews at the Soho Theatre.
Paramedics attending his Meard Street
Betty White Says That The New Viagra Pill For Women Flibanserin Does Not Work
CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Betty White was in town to visit her old high school geography teacher. She was asked if she had heard of the new pharmaceutical viagra pill for women which is supposed
Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart Tie The Knot, Also Get Married
It has been reported that adventure movie actor, Harrison Ford has married his long time girlfriend and roommate, Calista Flockhart, in New Mexico this past week.
Among those attending were the Governor of New Mexico, since
Melt Down In Adult Stores As Repro Miley Cyrus Vaginas Snatched From Shelves: 3 Week Wait!
Adult Sex Stores were faced with an unprecedented attack by customers after the introduction of anatomically correct Vaginas molded after pictures of Miley Cryrus's privates were flashed on the World Wide Internet.
Internet orders
Justin Bieber, Without Syphilis, To Appear On Vampire Diaries
Just in case you haven't been able to find out anything about Justin Bieber because of all the false syphilis rumors all over the internet, the is good news for his fans.
But first the
Rachel Bilson Ruins Engagement To Actor Who Ruined The Star Wars Franchise
Rachel Bilson, who starred as Extraneous Character #2 on The O.C. has stated that she is taking a break from her engagement from Hayden Christensen, the actor who singlehandedly ruined the Star Wars franchise.
The couple
Extraterrestrials Behind Gulf Disaster
The Gulf Coast disaster is a ploy by aliens to terraform our planet from it's current ecology to the ecology best suited for their race and biology.
A well placed researcher in the scientific
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Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......
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