Stories Archive by Month - June
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Fraud Squad Say Rowling Takes The Biscuit
London - (Re-Uterus & Associated Mess): Officers of the Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad have confirmed today that the woman publicly claiming authorship of the Harry Potter children's books is a convicted serial fraudster who has...
Thatcher's Whoresmen of The Apocalypse Corralled
Ascot, Berkshire - (Associated Mess): Preparations are well under way for the official opening of the rebuilt Royal Ascot racecourse next week when a battallion of the Royal Horse Guards is due to arrest and...
S*h*a*m
Through earthly warming smog I see
Divisions all with things for me
The planes have all propelled my spree
We've atomized all I can see...
Bin Laden Takes Out State Farm Life Insurance After Al-Zarqawi Strike
(q-NeWs) Missiles can fall from the heavens, missiles can rise from the sea. U.S. forces re-confirmed that FAQ after they sent 'Vinny' al-Zarqawi to meet not only Allah but his 76 virgins as well. 77...
Yogurt Cultures Unite Against Whole Foods Lobster Ban
Downhome, TX − Fearing that the recent ban by Whole Foods on live lobsters could lead to a broader ban on other living foods, the yogurt cultures in Texas formed a marketing coalition to get...
In Rude Health!
Carry on Again Doctor as Government Proposes Merger of Worlds of Health and Entertainment!...
Ann Coulter Denies Sexual Relationship With Terrorist Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
Unconfirmed sources report that right wing sweet heart Ann Coulter had a secret love affair with the recently deceased terrorist mastermind Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Ann Coulter has denied the...
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