Stories Archive by Month - June

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User Reports Bing Better Than Google

User Reports Bing Better Than Google

Greg David, a 20 year old college student at UC Davis, told Unconfirmed Sources that Microsoft's new search engine Bing is superior to the Google search engine.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 19 June 2009
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Sonny Bono Left Chastity His Organ

Sometimes spoof is stranger than fiction and go figure is the only thing we can say to some of the weird and wacky things that happen under the sun. this certainly applies to the incredible

 The Spoof
Added: 19 June 2009
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How Does The US Government Define A "Small Business"?

The United States Government is giving away hundreds of billions of dollars to small businesses! That's wonderful news for the little guy, right? But which small businesses are getting the

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 19 June 2009
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Grade Schooler Blames Liberal Bias For Poor Grade On Essay 'Lazy-Fair Economics'

Toby Thompson of Lakewood Middle School claims a "classic academemic [sic] liberal bias" is to blame for the paltry C-minus grade given to his social studies essay, titled: "Lazy-Fair Economics: Why Governments Shouldn't Interfere in

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 19 June 2009
First Guantanamo Bay Detainee Brought To Us; Promptly Escapes And Kills 5,600 In 'Hellish Flames'

First Guantanamo Bay Detainee Brought To Us; Promptly Escapes And Kills 5,600 In 'Hellish Flames'

Authorities say Ghailani used a combination of terrorist training and telekinetic powers to unleash a wave of supervillainy on New York.

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 19 June 2009
E-e-t News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia

E-e-t News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia

(Atlanta-GA) Marine Rick Duncan said he survived the attacks on the Pentagon of September 11th. He then claimed surviving a roadside bomb in Iraq. The problem? He was never a Marine

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Democrats, Republicans Vow To Compromise, Create Ineffectual Healthcare Reform 'That Nobody Likes'

The nation has been preparing for a grueling debate on healthcare reform, but now lawmakers from both sides of the aisle say they're ready to put aside their differences -- and most of what they

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 19 June 2009
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Obama Kills Fly During Tv Interview - Peta Outraged

Washington, DC - As a result of President Obama executing a fly during a CNBC television interview, calls came in from the PETA organization, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, for the President's immediate



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