Stories Archive by Month - July
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Opening In Theatres This Weekend: Pirates of The Potomac
Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - "Pirates of the Potomac" re-opens this weekend in movie theatres across the nation. Starring Hollywood newcomer Georgie Inept, it tells...
Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Difficult Math Question
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How Many Pakistanis Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus...
Being Obese Can Totally Cause Depression, Study Shows
Centers for Disease Control-- Did you know that being really really fat can make you sad? A shocking new study proves that obese individuals are more prone to develop depression and other mood and anxiety...
Tonight's Prime Time Choices
Get the beer and bonbons ready and plant yo big ass on the couch because there's some dynamite television entertainment in store for you tonight:...
Paris Hilton Really Likes New Paris Hilton Song
At approximately 2 a.m. on Sunday morning, noted celebutante, Paris Hilton, and a cavalcade of taste-makers, Greek shipping heirs and coke whores were dancing in an uber-trendy nightclub in West Hollywood...
Bush 60th Birthday Celebration Nearly Starts 2nd Chicago Fire
Chicago, IL (Rotters) - A downtown Chicago restaurant, ironically named "The Firehouse", was briefly evacuated last night after President Bush's 60th birthday celebration nearly touched off a larger fire...
The Vatican Unveils Bold New Marketing Strategy
(Reuters − The Vatican) In a surprise move, the Vatican today announced that the Holy Roman Catholic Church was expanding its services and outlets...
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