Stories Archive by Month - July

Canberra, Australia, 7/8/07 (Aboriginal Arguer): John Howard's Government plans to take over 19 Aboriginal communities in the Northern Territory of Australia. Indigenous Affairs Minister Mal Brough says it is necessary since, according to him,...

Wimbledon - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Five consecutive times Wimbledon chamption Bjorn Borg told a tennis crowd at last night's Wimbledon Champions' Ball that he was the biological father of Roger Federer and was thrilled

Cambridge - (As Mess): A team of Cambridge immunologists has come up with the unorthodox findings that smoking, overdoing alcohol, prescription drugs, cannabis and other narcotics such as cocaine and E tabs is directly linked

London - (Ass Mess): UK police investigating the foreign terorists who constructed car bombs for detonation in London and Glasgow have said they are probing links that they were recruited by MMR triple-jab quack doctor

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London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Glamorous looks and a toned young body. You'd think that the newly crowned Miss England is the ultimate pin up with a big chance of winning the next Miss

Leeds United, relegated from the Championship to League One at the end of last season, may start the new season after all, thanks to a quick-thinking grandma with an eye for a bargain.

New Yotk - (Ass Mess): An estimated $100 million profit was made from the weekend's Live Earth concerts around the globe. But anybody thinking this might have been donated to noble good causes such as