Stories Archive by Month - July
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Globe-trotting Tb Patient Claims He Was Lured Into Isolation With Promise of Crop Duster Filled With Small Pox
Andrew Speaker, the man who sent global health officials into a panic by traveling the world after being diagnosed with an extremely drug-resistant strain of tuberculosis, complained today that he was unfairly lured into
Nhs Terrorist Doctor In Colonoscopy Bomb Probe
In a shocking discovery, that will shock many NHS patients and some asylum seekers who are here to use the NHS for free. TheSpoof.com has discovered a memo from the home office, outlining the depravity
Writer Learns Spoof Editor Is Illegitimate Child of Snidely Whiplash
Writers at internet magazine The Spoof have learned that their editor, Mark Lowton, is secretly the illegitimate love child of Snidely Whiplash and Sweet Nell Fenwick. Mark, who gets his light coloring from his mother,
Man Gored At Annual Running of The Bulls In Pamplona
One man was gored today by a bull in the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The injury was too the buttocks and the man will be okay after minor stitches and recovery.
Microroft May Be Declared Terrorist
WASHINGTON (RAYMOND) -- Today. State Troopers surrounded the mega G-Box makers campus to stop all shipments. 'We've got a problem,' said Gearart Fuselpeek, VP of lunch and launch in the G-Box division, 'it's not a
Kate Moss To Recreate Camden Town's Top Coke Dealing Hellhole
London - (Ass Mess): For years it has been North London's top coke-dealing venue and celebrities have flocked to it on birthdays, anniversaries or when feeling strung out by life's little ups and downs.
Bush Unveils "No Terrorist Left Behind" Plan
Speaking to the nation from the Oval Office last evening, President George W. Bush unveiled a new plan for identifying international terrorists who are currently in the United States illegally. Similar to administration plans for
Aggressive Case of Tennis Elbow May Be Contagious And Drug-resistant
Atlanta, Georgia (Reuterus) - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have isolated a 30-year-old man, who they believe has contracted a rare but nasty case of 'Tennis Elbow'.
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