Stories Archive by Month - July
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
A Push To Upgrade Car Alarms
Bob is annoyed that his car alarm is such a lousy deterrent. In these times of increasing crime and vandalism, he is pushing automakers to up the ante, electrifying the cars exterior, deploying a laser-guided
Rob Thomas's Denial of Tom Cruise Rumors
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The Say Something Nice About Karl Rove Contest
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Brad Pitt Purchases Shoes, Wrong Size
Los Angeles - Actor Brad Pitt was in complete disarray yesterday after leaving a Los Angeles shoe store with pair of irregular sized shoes.
Poker Site Wins Pentagon War Gaming Contract
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Harry Potter Fever Grips Kids
On the eve of the publication of 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince', kids are being swept off their feet
Martians Object To “war of The Worlds” Remake, Issue Ultimatum
UNITED NATIONS, NY (UPI)—Humanity's first contact with an alien civilization occurred on Thursday when a large Martian spaceship appeared above the United Nations, shocking millions of New Yorkers. The craft radioed an objection to UN
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