Stories Archive by Month - July
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Cameron Diaz's Breasts Go To Court
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Prince Albert Released From Can, Begins Reign of Monaco
Prince Albert II formally became the ruler of the principality of Monaco on Tuesday, hours after being release from the small tin can he has called home for over 40 years.
'Happy Crapping' - Pop Art Or Health Hazard! Britain's Latest Youth Craze Investigated!
Press Blames Influence of Modern Art as Youths use Mobile Phones to Record Gross Acts of Public Defecation!!
Nasa Cancels Discovery's Flight; Sells Space Shuttle On Ebay
Story by Marcelo Lewin on Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Dummy Keeps Mouth Shut; Outsmarts Hillary Clinton
In a chillingly calculated Act of political gall and official bravado, Hillary (Rodman) Clinton has brazenly attacked Alfred E. Newman, the “Mad Magazine” mascot, quasi ideal icon to so many comic book educated international youth,
Poker Thieves Nab 273 Quadrillion Chips
PokerBlokes.net, a popular online poker site, was robbed of 273 quadrillion chips in a daring heist over the weekend. Investigators are describing it as the largest theft of play money in history.
Karl Rove Accused of Leaking Movie Endings
After almost nine years of theatrical torture, associates of Karl Rove are coming forward with accusation of 'movie spoiling'. An accusation that could keep the deputy chief of staff from upcoming movie premieres indefinitely.
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