Stories Archive by Month - July
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Rachel Ray Launches Microsoft Xbox 360 Cooking Show
Food Network star Rachel Ray has teamed up with Microsoft to create a new cooking show called Gourmet Geek. The program will feature Ray cooking many geek favorites by utilizing the
Suicide Smokers Strike Back At England\'s New Cigarette Ban
Britain on Terror Alert as Smokers Strike Back Against Smoking Ban! Human Roll-up Launches Suicide Attack on Crowded Airport Terminal!
It's Kaboom For Zoom
Zoom Chewing Gum / Airway's stock crashed yesterday after a failed attempt by CEO Mr. Cornelius Zoom at a new flavored chewing guy sirloin steak.
Apple Nano Iphone Stock Rockets : Mccain Down The Drain : Iraq On The Attack : George W. Bush Still Out of Touch : Sanjay Takes 2 Apsrins
Steve jobs and Apple : Trending Up
iphone is super hit, already...again!
Non-exististant Nano-iphone boosts share price
Computers aren't to bad either
John McCain : Trending Down
Iraq
Evel Knievel Sues Harley Davidson For $1 Billion
Motorcycle stuntman Evel Knievel filed suit last week against Harley Davidson for personal injury. According to papers filed in a Las Vegas court, Knievel claims the motorcycle manufacturer is responsible all the injuries he suffered...
White House Night Janitor Claims Executive Privilege
(Washington : Ucs News) White House night shift janitor Ignacio Hernandez stunned his supervisors when he refused to answer questions about cigars missing from the oval office. According to White House
Sanjay Gupta Critically Injured : Cnn Insurance Policy Rejected
(Atlanta : Ucs News) CNN medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta was admitted to Atlanta Faith Hospital yesterday after suffering a fall the news networks studio. The unconscious Gupta was then denied medical
Paris, Lindsay, Britney Move Over - The Beckhams Have Arrived!
Los Angeles, Calif. Since their arrival, David and Posh Victoria Beckham have captured the media\'s attention in a big way. I\'d be willing to speculate that the, usual paparazzi magnets can\'t find a flash bulb
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