Stories Archive by Month - July
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Megan Fox - Dope On A One-way Ticket To Palooka-ville!
HOLLYWOODLAND (The Studios) -- Transformers star Megan Fox should have kept her mouth shut and now has a lot of enemies in Hollywood, a place she said is full of cocaine abusers. She's been sent
Manchester Super Casino Gives Way To Blood Thirsty Gladiators
Manchester, wounded by Gordon Brown's decision to disembowel the plans for a super casino, is fighting back with revised plans for a Colosseum for gladiatorial battles between lower middle class people from around the country.
Baboon Bums Enhance Women
BEVERLY HILLS (Calf.) EXCLUSIVE-- It is not widely known that baboon bottoms are as 'soft' as a babies, and that the hairless reddish color becomes soft toned on being deceased. They are 'perfect' for enhancing
Pope Names Mccain Patron Saint of Lost Causes
Pope Benedict XVI has named Arizona Senator John McCain the patron saint of lost causes.
Taurus horoscope
Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today. Check your email daily. Because......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.