Stories Archive by Month - July
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Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting
Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.
Pope Recruits Coca-cola In Inter-christian Jihad
In a calculated move this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has added Coca-Cola to his ranks of fighters in his Holy War on all other Christian denominations.
"My President Is Never , Ever, Wrong!" > Condoleezza Rice
WASHINGTON -- U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice defended on Friday Iraq war policy worked out by the Bush administration, saying "we ought to stick to it.".
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New Misery For Smokers
It was announced earlier today that the new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown will extend the new smoking ban to include smoking whilst driving.
Bush: Cia Needs More Money To Watch Qaeda Grow
(2007-07-12) -- As details of a new top-secret threat assessment begin leaking to the media through the usual intelligence community channels, President George Bush stands poised to ask Congress for more funding to boost the
Naacp Hosts Democratic Presidential Contenders. Obama Cheered For His Solution To Minority Poverty.
DETROIT -- Nine White House hopefuls found an audience receptive to change on Thursday, with several telling the 98th annual NAACP convention that America needs to dissolve the disparities
American Airline Flight Diversion Turns Out To Be Misunderstanding
The diversion of an American Airline flight headed from California to London ended on a happy note earlier today. The flight, which made an emergency landing in New York City due to reports of
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