Stories Archive by Month - July

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Robert Pattinson Says That Courtney Love Called Him A "Dick" Simply Because She Is A "Cunt"

Robert Pattinson Says That Courtney Love Called Him A "Dick" Simply Because She Is A "Cunt"

LOS ANGELES - One of America's 'not-so-good-looking' women Courtney Love has called one of the most popular young actors in the nation a "Dick." Love was eating a Sushi Pizza at L.A.'s The Pompous Pizza Parlor

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Saturday Night Live: The Best of Will Ferrell €“ Volume 3 Out August 3

embaPub="ff4d5fbbafdf976cfdc032e3bde78de5";Here is the synopsis: Get ready for Will Ferrell's funniest and best sketches from Saturday Night Live, including the fan-favorite skits Inside the Actors Studio, Celebrity Jeopardy, and Cheerleader-Chess.

 The Chortler
Added: 15 July 2010
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Cameron Defends Raoul Moat's Facebook Fan Club

Gay prime minister David Cameron has defended facebooks fan page of cuddly geordie Raoul Moat saying "He has more bloody friends than me but he looks so cute" Speaking in the house of commons the

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Bizarre Own Goal In Iceland

Watch for it at about 1:25.

 The Chortler
Added: 15 July 2010
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Simon Cowell Says: "Goodbye Cheryl Cole, Hello Jordan"?

Polyfilla-pumped glamour-girl Jordan whose man-made mammaries have wowed and KO'd UK wankers for donkey's years, is a fearsome piece of made-in-a-fame-factory kit indeed, writes Bernie Bovine, Shit-Shovelling Correspondent. Jordan, who is also kno...

Manchester City Thought They Were Getting David Villa Not David Silva

Manchester City Thought They Were Getting David Villa Not David Silva

World's richest club Manchester City have admitted they've made a major pre-season blunder after signing Spanish winger David Silva for £24m - they thought he was David Villa. The bloomer came to light today after City

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kirstie Alley, Wynonna Judd, And Niecy Nash To Star In The Vampire Epic, "The Vampire Diet"

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kirstie Alley, Wynonna Judd, And Niecy Nash To Star In The Vampire Epic, "The Vampire Diet"

HOLLYWOOD - Two of Tinsel Town's leading producers, brothers Amaretto and Staccato Monteverdi have joined together to film the vampire epic, The Vampire Diet. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart purchased the rights to the Alec Swishtoot

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Midget Falls For Enlargement Ad, Penis Grows Disproportionately Large

Hugh Jawilly is a height-challenged 18-year old male who knew in his heart of hearts that he was never going to grow any bigger. At 4'3", Hugh is now fully grown according to his physicians.

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 The Spoof
Added: 15 July 2010


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