In a bazaar “routine gone bad” at Orlando's Walt Disney World theme park, star attraction Minnie Mouse had a rather unexpected “coming out” at a daily performance on the main fairway.
(This article was originally publishe December 15, 2004...You heard it here first folks)
Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney's Chief of Staff I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby has waived Time
Having stifled New York City, the USOC, any surviving living local Republicans and the national economy from enjoying the Olympics domestically with his rapacious demands for patronage, Shelly Silver has gone into full fund raising
The American Humane Society has backed new business initiatives that grapple with Sri Lanka's shortage of dead animals. "We routinely destroy thousands of animals each day, both new and pre-loved. We'd be happy to donate
SACRAMENTO, California - California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, recently under fire for his connections to fitness supplement manufacturers and his decision to veto a bill damaging to them, announced Friday his decision to "get flabby".