Stories Archive by Month - July

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Jude Law Apologizes For Marital Infidelity

Jude Law Apologizes For Marital Infidelity

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 The Chortler
Added: 19 July 2005
Minnie Mouse Busted!

Minnie Mouse Busted!

In a bazaar “routine gone bad” at Orlando's Walt Disney World theme park, star attraction Minnie Mouse had a rather unexpected “coming out” at a daily performance on the main fairway.

 The Spoof
Added: 19 July 2005
Girl Shaved Her Pussy For Kicks

Girl Shaved Her Pussy For Kicks

I like my partner to take her hair off and wear short skirts

 Utterpants
Added: 19 July 2005
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Oprah Winfrey For The Nobel Peace Prize

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 The Chortler
Added: 19 July 2005
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Scooter Libby Leaks As Well- Update One

(This article was originally publishe December 15, 2004...You heard it here first folks) Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney's Chief of Staff I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby has waived Time

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 19 July 2005
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Shelly "Tarnished" Silver ---the Contrarian Olympian

Having stifled New York City, the USOC, any surviving living local Republicans and the national economy from enjoying the Olympics domestically with his rapacious demands for patronage, Shelly Silver has gone into full fund raising

 The Spoof
Added: 19 July 2005
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Sri Lanka Shrugs Off Dead Animal Shortage

The American Humane Society has backed new business initiatives that grapple with Sri Lanka's shortage of dead animals. "We routinely destroy thousands of animals each day, both new and pre-loved. We'd be happy to donate

 Brainsnap
Added: 19 July 2005
Schwarzenegger Agrees To Let Himself Go To Avoid Conflict

Schwarzenegger Agrees To Let Himself Go To Avoid Conflict

SACRAMENTO, California - California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, recently under fire for his connections to fitness supplement manufacturers and his decision to veto a bill damaging to them, announced Friday his decision to "get flabby".

 The Bentinel
Added: 18 July 2005


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