Stories Archive by Month - July

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The G-8 Summit came to a close on a sour note for the Bush Administration as President Bush capped off a weekend of faux pas by wrecking a small electric cart that he was driving. The President and his passengers were unhurt, but the President's $3,000 mountain...

While over 200 civilians have died in gristly attacks on markets and cafes in Baghdad since the weekend alone, the relatively low civilian death toll in Lebanon and Israel has been a sign of progress...

In an apparent response to resurgent French anti-Semitism, Israel exploded a hydrogen bomb over Paris, killing all the inhabitants and destroying the beautiful city...

Pineapples: not good petsPop starlet and controversial mother Britney Spears was attacked yesterday by her pet...

We at this publication are shocked that United States President George W. Bush would have to resort to swearing during a conversation with British Prime Minister Tony Blair at a G8 meeting in St. Petersburg last weekend...

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St. Petersburg − Following President Bush's timely use of the 'sh*t' word in discussing international strategy with Tony Blair, Christian fundamentalists announced a new campaign to promote profanity to get the job done...