Stories Archive by Month - July
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X-Ray Reveals Blockage In Chest Was Caused By Doctor's Head
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Italy Wins World Cup On Collapsed Lung
Italy defied months of turmoil, several questionable calls and their own over-acting to win the World Cup Final over France on penalty kicks, 5-3...
Intended Effect of Sign Lessened By Fact That People It's Directed At Can't Read It
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World Powers To Iran: "Okay, You Can Have Nukes"
Six world powers agreed Thursday to offer Iran a new choice of rewards as incentive to give up suspect nuclear activities, including allowing them to continue enriching uranium in an effort to build a bomb...
FDA Dismisses Medical Benefit of Marijuana, Admits Munchies Benefit
The Food and Drug Administration said that “no sound scientific studies” supported the medical use of marijuana, but that the drug is “awesome at making food taste awesomer when you have the munchies.”...
Retro-Nose
Video Shows Dick Cheney Wanted to Euthanize Injured Hunter A video made of this weekend’s hunting trip in which Vice President Dick Cheney shot fellow hunter Harry Whittington shows the ever-practical Vice President felt the...
Fox Anchor Hired As White House Spokesman, Will Stay At Fox
Fox News' Tony Snow was hired to be President Bush’s spokesman as the new White House press secretary, but will stay at Fox where he will continue to present the president’s agenda as objective news...
Knightley: "I'm Not Anorexic. I Just Have A Pathological Fear of Weight Gain."
Keira Knightley denied being anorexic when questioned by reporters in London, attributing her extra thin appearance to a pathological fear of weight gain characterized by faulty eating patterns, malnutrition and excessive weight loss...
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