Stories Archive by Month - July
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Hangover of The Week: Backhoe Removes Sooners' Entire Win Column
The Oklahoma Sooners have to forfeit 8 wins from the 2005 campaign because of NCAA charges the school failed to monitor the phantom employment of two of its players at a local auto dealership.
Actress Courtney Thorne-smith Announces She's Expecting Three Babies
Triplets? Not exactly. Baby No. 1, her first child, is the one the 39-year-old actress is expecting this winter with hubby Roger Fishman, who owns a media company. The couple will celebrate their first wedding
N. Korea Shuts Down Nuke Plant, Installs ?the Clapper?
(2007-07-15) -- While diplomats rejoiced this week that North Korea has apparently shut down a nuclear plant in exchange for huge shipments of petroleum, an unnamed source in the U.S. State Department expressed concerned about
Lion: Can't Touch This
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Shaun Rogers dodged a bullet when prosecutors decided not to press charges after an allegation from an exotic dancer that Rogers inappropriately touched her.
Facebook Profiles To Replace Cvs By 2010
In its continuing bid to become more relevant to young people, the Government announced controversial new recruitment measures today. From 2010, applicants for any UK job vacancy will be required to submit a copy of
Buy A T-shirt, Make A Donation!
TNOYF is extending the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund promotion indefinitely. All profits generated at the TNOYF store will go to this great cause. So, buy an Islamic Rage Boy T-Shirt, A “Liberalism: Logic’s Retarded
Organizer Sticks Carbon Fiber Blade In Mouth
A British Grand Prix track meet organizer told the press the participation of double amputee sprinter Oscar Pistorius, whose lower legs are carbon fiber blades, could open up able-bodied competition to athetes with jet packs.
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