Stories Archive by Month - July
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President Obama Briefly Considers Vagina Tax
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today President Obama entertained the idea of imposing a tax on satirists for using the word "vagina," according to a source.
On the advice of a friend, the President finally decided to check
Brick Saving To Be New Olympic Sport
Following England's woeful turn at the World Cup, British sport's chiefs are looking to field a strong team for the 2012 Olympics, to be staged in what is now London, but in future times could
Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, And Demi Lovato To Record The Britney Spears Hit Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched"
LOS ANGELES - Three of the most popular teenage singers in American have signed to record the song that Britney Spears took all the way to number one back in March, "My Skin Is Just
Taylor Lautner To Be Bigger Than Robert Pattinson Says Perez Hilton
Overrated internet sensation Perez Hilton - who with a mere 10 million daily readers is only marginally more popular than theSpoof.com - has informed the world, that in his opinion, Taylor Lautner will become much
Rowan Atkinson's "Gone Hollywood" Claims Neighbours
Rowan Atkinson, the famous English actor known for his Mr. Bean and Black Adder characters, is facing stiff complaints from his neighbours in Ipsden, Oxforshire, England for wanting to bulldoze a perfectly perfect 1930's cottage
Singer Bjork Calls Lady Gaga Phony Weirdo
The latest celebrity to come right out and question the authenticity of Lady Gaga's weirdness is the queen of weird herself, Bjork. Bjork was in New York to perform a few intimate gigs in the
Gulf of Mexico To Be Drained And Repaved
Naples, Fl-- Now that the oil gusher has stopped, the US federal government has big plans to clean up the Gulf of Mexico. Government agencies have ambitious plans to seal off the Gulf of
Robin Williams To Rejoin Take That
It's the news an army of female Take That fans have been waiting for - Robin Williams, 59, is rejoining the world's gayest boy-band after many years in the wilderness following the groups acrimonious split
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