Stories Archive by Month - July
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God - A Scientist Way Ahead of His Time
Scientists testing theories of the bible have suggested that god was a scientist way ahead of his time.
"With the advances in DNA and cloning techniques, we are very close to making a human female from
Robert Shapiro-lindsay Lohan New Legal Defense? 'If The Girl's A Twit You Must Acquit!'
Famous OJ Simpson defense attorney, Robert Shapiro, has agreed to represent actress Lindsay Lohan, and for almost a million dollars retainer, has promised to find a way to help the ditzy actress from serving hard
Julia Roberts Gains 50 Pounds
"Pretty (Hefty) Woman" Julia Roberts has put on some 50 pounds while doing her latest film, "Eat, Pray, Love!"
"The role calls for me to go on a year-long food binge and I can never spit
Texaco Or Bp - There Is No Difference - What About Buncefield?
Some commentators have expressed alarm at the US reaction to the tragic Gulf oil spill, yet are shaking their heads and wondering where the American reaction to the Buncefield explosion in the UK is hiding.
The
Brenda Song And Boo Boo Stewart Are Secretly Dating
HOLLYWOOD - Brenda Song's pedicurist, Babette "Bitzy" McHelmut, has stated that Brenda confided in her that for the past week she has been dating one of the stars of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Boo Boo
Meg Whitman Shoves Jerry Brown Off The Bay Bridge
SAN FRANCISCO, California -- Meg Whitman, the Republican candidate for governor of California, pushed her Democratic rival Jerry Brown off of the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge this afternoon, according to authorities.
"Politics can be a
Roman Polanski To Direct New Movie Version of 'Heidi'
Pedo, Switzerland-- Infamous director Roman Polanski is back behind the cameras and ready to begin a new movie about Heidi. The diminutive dork will direct a new movie about the legendary little Swiss girl.
Subo Fanatifcs Put In An Offer To Buy Paul The Psychic Octopus
Some Subo fanatics are keen to put an offer in to buy Paul the psychic octopus.
It is well known that a number of them have very wealthy husbands and since the demise of the SuBoat
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