Stories Archive by Month - July
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Selena Gomez Says She Wants To Star In A Vampire Movie
TARZANA, California - Selena Gomez was visiting a cousin in Tarzana, Flo "Frisky" Fernandez, when she was asked about her latest hit single.
She said the song is currently ranked #2 with a bullet. The title
Taylor Lautner As Teen Wolverine? Jakeman Says 'Yes!'
Although Taylor Lautner has been a great werewolf, will he sign on to play "X-Men: First Class" which shows the X-Men in their teen years?
"I think he would if asked", stated Hugh Jackman, who plays
The Talibanization of Pakistan's Northwestern Region
American Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said in her address to the congress that America will never ever under any circumstances whatsoever allow the Talibanization of Pakistan's northwestern region near the Afghan border.
Budget Holiday Company Collapse Leaves 16,000 Chavs Stranded
Fackin ell. Me fackin old mam went on er oliday to fackin Greece an now she's fackin stuck there coz she can't get a fackin flight back ome.
She booked this fackin oliday on the internet
California Rules Schizophrenics Can Drive In Car Pool Lanes
A California court has ruled that schizophrenics are to be allowed to travel in car pool lanes. The decision is based on the idea that when a person with schizophrenia is in a vehicle,
The Barefoot Bandit Makes A Statement To His Fans
Colton Harris-Moore, 19, made a statement at a news gathering to explain his motives for running. He states it was not to commit crimes but to bring to light the harsh social issues facing the
Google Clarifies Pakistan Actually Number 1 In On-line Search For "Bum, Bums, Uranus".
PORNISTAN: It is now official. Google has clarified: Pakistan is actually Number 1 in online searches for "bum" and "bums"
Google, on Saturday was back-tracking from its earlier claim that Pakistan is the
The Girl In This Picture Likes Pointing At Things
A girl named Maria Jones has admitted that she cannot stop pointing at things and smiling.
Maria, 19, says she walks down the street and just points her finger at everything she sees and smiles at
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