Stories Archive by Month - July
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Emma Watson Complains About Sexual Headline Innuendo
Sources informed Skoob News last night that Emma Watson would really like to get to the bottom (ooh errr!) of a number of scurrilously misleading headlines about her.
It appears that Ms Watson - Hermione out
Calls of "Free Paul" Ring Out Over The World As Madrid Zoo Tries To Buy Psychic Octopus
By now, everyone who followed the World Cup has heard about how a psychic octopus in Germany had 100% accuracy in picking the winners of the World Cup matches and ultimately the World Cup itself.
Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga, And Andy Dick To Star In "The Attack of The Chupacabra - Hey What The Hell Is That Smell?"
FREDERICKSBURG, Texas - Noted film director Fanton Brasshorn was sitting in the courtyard of The King of Prussia Hotel sipping on a Seven and Seven when he was asked about his latest movie.
Brasshorn, who last
Miley Cyrus Says That She Has Way Too Many Friends And Will Dump Some This Week
LOMPOC, California - Miley Cyrus and her father Billy Ray Cyrus were in Lompoc visiting a Velcro factory that they may be interested in purchasing.
Miley was asked how she was feeling. She replied that she
Pink Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela
The US singer Pink has been taken to hospital in Germany after an onstage stunt with a vuvuzela went drastically wrong.
The star, holding the vuvuzela like a witches broom, fell out of a harness which
Subo-frankenstein; Or, The Future Is Sewer Fat Filled Celebrity Shaped
Thames Water, the London-based Filth Farming Firm, has reported record fat harvests this season.
The company's Fat Force - their fat-harvesting workers otherwise known as the Lard Legion - have been working overtime in the sewers
Robert Pattinson's Barnes Birthplace Desecrated By Infidel Bolivian
Seismographs from Transylvania to Hollywood trembled this morning as news broke that a suspect Anglo-American Bolivian Royalist had illegally entered the sacred mausoleum which marks the birthplace of Twilight incubus Robert Pattinson.
Moat - Doorman Career Continues
Ghostly sources have revealed that the new St Peter of the dark side is none other than the former Newcastle night club bouncer and police fugitive Raoul Moat.
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