Stories Archive by Month - July
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All Your Cocoa Are Belong To Us
If you want to buy real estate in the land of chocolate you now have to go through Anthony Ward, dubbed "Chocofinger" by the British media, who has just cornered the market for cocoa market.
Lady Gaga Says Elton John Is A Freak
"That old queen?", Lady Gaga told reporters Wednesday when asked about Elton John being a trendsetter in glamour rock. "He's just weird, he's no trend setter."
According to Gaga, Elton John was too shy to do
The Plastiki Gets Towed To Safety On Maiden Voyage.
"The Plastiki boat, which was fashioned out of 12,500 plastic water bottles, has been forced to call for a tow to shore during the last stage of its 7,500 nautical mile journey from San Francisco
Paul Ross To Have Enlarged Role At The Bbc
Following his brother's departure from the BBC, Paul Ross is in talks with BBC Management.
Best known as a talking head for hire, and for appearing on various satellite channels, Paul Ross is the brother of
Twilight's Ashley Greene Loses Catfight?
Twilight Actress Ashley Greene apparently isn't hiding some bruises and a colored eye that she sported yesterday.
"No, it's not from a fight, I was involved in a minor automobile crash", she reportedly told the
James Randi Opens Chain of Psychic Salons Across America
Using the reasoning, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em," James Randi world-renowned psychic debunker and all-round skeptic who has offered huge sums of cash to anyone who can prove their psychic abilities or any
Daily Mail Admits To Being A Bit Judgemental
A recent downfall in sales of the Daily Mail have led to a change of heart from the notoriously right wing, holier-than-thou, moral guardians, and judgemental word freaks who work for the popular newspaper.
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Michelle Mone, It's All Me, Me, Me!
One thing I have really noticed about Michelle Mone recently, is it's not about her bra and knickers, it's all about her!
Sorry I can hear you ask, 'Who is Michelle Mone'?
She invented bra and knickers!
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