Stories Archive by Month - July
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Kerry Katona Caught Playing With Her Lover, Adam Waldron's Shuttlecock
MARBELLA, Spain - Kerry Katona was showing off her fine-looking body while wearing a red bikini in the romantic city of Marbella Spain, a town noted for producing more fighting bulls than any other city
Etch A Sketch Artist Loses Life's Work In Earthquake
Mr Leonardo Smith, 27, has seen his life's work destroyed in an earthquake. The Earthquake only measured 0.7 on the Richter scale, but the artist works solely on Etch a Sketches.
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Drug Sniffing Dogs Find Seven Pounds of Viagra Pills In Paris Hilton's Bikini Taco
CORSICA - Airport police at Corsica's Zorba The Greek International Airport reported finding seven pounds of Viagra pills that American socialite and do nothing rich girl Paris Hilton had stuffed inside her bikini taco (vagina).
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Mel Gibson Dumps Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix After Only 4 Days!
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well it did not take Mel "The Raging Ranter" Gibson long to realize that he met his match when he invited Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix into his house.
Gibson truly believed that Mari
Chinese Think Tank Says "After Tibet, China Very Pleased With Its Growing Occupation of Pakistan"
ISLAMABAD: A Chinese think tank has confirmed the unspoken - that China is extremely pleased with its deftly-handled occupation of Pakistan. An unnamed source stated:
"After its occupation of Tibet and purging of Tibetan
Paris Hilton Arrested One More Time
PARIS - Paris Hilton was questioned in Corsica for having a small amount of marijuana in her purse. Hilton said she wasn't going to spend a dime in Corsica anymore because they embarrassed their best
Oprah Winfrey Announces New Hand Tool Line of Products
Oprah Winfrey, the entrepreneur, is continuing to expand her empire into new and surprising areas. The latest venture is into the home improvement market place in a big way. Beginning this month a
Robert Pattinson And Reese Witherspoon Share A Cozy Secret Midnight Stroll
SANTA BARBARA, California - Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon, who are co-starring in the film Water For Elephants, were reportedly spotted taking a cozy, secret walk in the underwear along Santa Barbara Beach.
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