Stories Archive by Month - July

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Furor As Tomlinson Inquiry Pathologist 'Found Camden Ripper Victim Sally White Died of Natural Causes'

Furor As Tomlinson Inquiry Pathologist 'Found Camden Ripper Victim Sally White Died of Natural Causes'

London - (Outrage News): Home Office pathologist Dr Freddy Patel has a bit of previous it emerged today. Just why he was chosen - and by whom - to conduct a postmortem into the death of

 The Spoof
Added: 23 July 2010
Hung, Beaten, Impaled Iranian Nuclear Scientist's Death Deemed Suicide

Hung, Beaten, Impaled Iranian Nuclear Scientist's Death Deemed Suicide

The Iranian State news organization Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA) concluded that Iranian nuclear scientist Shahram Amiri committed suicide last month in Tehran by impaling himself on a light pole while handcuffed.

 Daily Discord
Added: 23 July 2010
Two Miracle Births In One Week At London Hospital

Two Miracle Births In One Week At London Hospital

London, England - An amazing story broke this week out of London that has the world and most doctors scratching their heads. A black Nigerian couple, Ben and Angela Ihagboro, living in London announced the

 The Spoof
Added: 23 July 2010
Priest Offers Mel Gibson's Confessional On Ebay

Priest Offers Mel Gibson's Confessional On Ebay

Father Thomas McBlarney, a priest at Mel Gibson's personal Catholic Church in Malibu, The Church of the Broken Family, is trying to sell the confessional Gibson frequents at the church on eBay for an undisclosed

Lindsay Lohan Has New Cell Mates. Amanda Knox, Oj Simpson, And Joran Van Der Sloot Play Games Together Every Evening.

Lindsay Lohan Has New Cell Mates. Amanda Knox, Oj Simpson, And Joran Van Der Sloot Play Games Together Every Evening.

Things have gotten somewhat better for prisoner Lindsay Lohan as she spends her days cooped up in a lonely prison cell. To her surprise, new cellmates have arrived after a prisoner exchange with state and

 The Spoof
Added: 23 July 2010
Trust Me: Blockbuster Video Is Dead.

Trust Me: Blockbuster Video Is Dead.

If, on March 20, 2002, you had the fortunate forethought to dump, say, 150 shares of common stock in Blockbuster, Inc. (NYSE: BBI), you would have netted a cool $4,357. Not a King's ransom, but

Bnp's Griffin Outfoxes Palace Security By Arriving In Burkha!

Bnp's Griffin Outfoxes Palace Security By Arriving In Burkha!

London - (Blackshirt Mess): The BNP politician managed to gain access to this afternoon's Buckingham Palace shindig by donning the robes of the Queen of Afghanistan. The disguise was last worn by Our Man in Kabulshit

 The Spoof
Added: 23 July 2010
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The Gaslight Anthem Announces First Leg of 2010 Tour

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 The Chortler
Added: 23 July 2010


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