Stories Archive by Month - July

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Human's Placed On The Endangered Species List

(San Francisco - Reuters) The Rainforest Action Network today announced that it was putting “homo sapiens” on its endangered species list. The announcement came as no surprise to most in the environmental sciences or to...

 The Spoof
Added: 26 July 2006
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Weapons Surrender

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 BBSpot
Added: 26 July 2006
Heads Up For The Head-butt!

Heads Up For The Head-butt!

French soccer player Zinedine Zidane must have been humming 'This Could Be the Start of Something Big' when he head-butted Italy's Marco Materazzi during the final of the 2006 FIFA World Cup...

 The Spoof
Added: 26 July 2006
Christian Documentary Charts W's Spiritual Journey From Deserter To War President

Christian Documentary Charts W's Spiritual Journey From Deserter To War President

Hollywood, CA − Backed by millions of dollars from the Disney Corporation, and the national not-for-prophet religious organization, Everlasting Evangelicals, the later announced the release of their newest Christian cinematic effort today. The film,...

 The Spoof
Added: 26 July 2006
Ike Turner On Cindy Sheehan's Hunger Strike

Ike Turner On Cindy Sheehan's "Hunger Strike"

Guest Editorial- by Ike Turner Cindy Sheehan, Cindy Sheehan, Cindy Sheehan. Everywhere I turn it's Cindy Mother-f---ing Sheehan with her loud mouth and big hunger striking ass. Who gave this trick a microphone and media...

The Dark Side of The Internet: There Is A Growing Underworld of People Publishing And Exchanging Photos of Pet Poodles

The Dark Side of The Internet: There Is A Growing Underworld of People Publishing And Exchanging Photos of Pet Poodles

Recently as I was surfing the web I accidentally hit on a random page and made a startling discovery. It is shocking and maybe you know something about it. There is an underworld of people publishing and exchanging photos of poodles...

 Melting Clock Times
Added: 26 July 2006
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Headless Girl Competes In Gymnastics Tournament

(Miami − AP) A freak of nature from Venezuela is successfully competing in the 2006 international gymnastics tournament currently underway in Miami. Born headless, Valentina Moreno of Maracaibo has made it into the finals in...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 July 2006
TNOYF Exclusive: Kerry Revealed As Republican Operative

TNOYF Exclusive: Kerry Revealed As Republican Operative

A fascinating audio clip of a conversation between former Democratic White House hopefuls John Kerry and John Edwards found it's way into our hands late last night. After authenticating the tape and consulting with our...



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