Stories Archive by Month - July
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Paperless Toilet
Environmental Engineers from the WC Crapper Foundation have announced they have secured major private equity funding to complete the development of the world first paperless loo.
Farts Stink Up Dallas
DALLAS, Texas (Rooters) -- A smell of human gas at a facility that researches farts is making people drop like flies near downtown Dallas. At least two thousand people were injured, hospital officials said.
Barry Bonds Home Record Gives Regrets To Steroids
Sure, he's on the cusp of breaking Hank Aaron's home run record. But the guilt has to be getting to Barry Bonds. Perhaps Bud Selig can show him what a wonderful game it is -
Al Qaeda Comes To Its Senses
Tantrum State, Pakistan (IP) - An historic event occurred today in Pakistan that promises to bring about world peace and calm to the Middle East and the West.
Lindsay Lohan Wants David Beckham - Victoria Beckham Furious
Mean Girl Lindsay Logan has shocked the [w]hole of the World by betting with pals that she will make David Back-Ham fall for her.
Lohan Vaults Past Britney In Narco-celebrity Status
Lindsay Lohan’s recent arrest for alcohol use (a violation of her probation) and cocaine possession, has landed the promising young actress back in trouble with the law. However, the starlet is not taking these
Hillary: Obama Naive To Suggest Direct Talks With Satan
(2007-07-25) -- Building on his debate remark that, as president, Barack Obama would meet face-to-face with the leaders of China, North Korea, Iran, Syria and Venezuela, the Illinois Democrat Senator today said that he also
Posh Picks Nose And Eats It Shocker!
Victoria 'Posh' Beckham was photographed picking her nose and eating it, after refusing to eat at the pre-match dinner of husband David's latest match for LA Galaxy at the MacDonald's Burger Stadium, in [her words]
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