Stories Archive by Month - July
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Top Gear Presenter, James May, Has Been Made Homeless
James May, the forty-something presenter of BBC's Top Gear has been made redundant and has therefore become homeless. To a lesser mortal this would have been a catastrophe, but to 'Captain Slow' this presented a
Adam Lambert's Shark Shaped Submarine Scares Malibu
Malibu, CA - Adam Lambert's specialty submarine, shaped like a shark, has Malibu colony actors scared skitless.
"I'm just afraid to go out in the morning and do any kind of performance. This shark has been
Simon Cowell To Pay For Alexis Cohen's Funeral
Los Angeles, CA - Simon Cowell has agreed to pay for the funeral of Alexis Cohen, a former contestant on American Idol who became famous more for her rant against the reality game show judge
Does Vanessa Hudgens Have A Death Wish?
The latest news on Hollywood On The Web is that Vanessa Hudgen's is further confusing many of her loyal fans as the beautiful young actress seems to be switching personalities off and on daily.
One day
Cucumber Drops Out of Beckham's Shorts. Victoria Leaves Stadium In Tears Again
A cucumber fell out of "Football" player David Beckham's shorts during a collision on the field Wednesday afternoon. The lost veggie put an end to speculation as to just what David Beckham was packing in
Lance Armstrong And Contador Play Cards
Arch-rivals Lance Armstrong and Alberto Contador took a break yesterday from the grueling climbing and descending of the Swiss Pyrenees by taking advantage of an extended flat spot to drop back into the peloton and
Cambridge, Ma Police Not Racist; Just Pricks
(Cambridge, MA) After the incident involving the arrest of Harvard professor Henry Gates, Cambridge, MA police insisted today that they are pricks to everyone regardless of guilt, age, sex, national
Adam Lambert's Yeast Infection Spread By Word of Mouth!
Word of Adam Lambert's yeast infection has spread by word of mouth says Dr. Molrat F. Finnegan who examined the American Idol using a special bio-hazard suit and a 10-foot pole.
'Whenever the human mouth comes
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