Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Blackberry Family Expecting, Ipads Say So What
Rumor is that the new addition will be called the BlackPad and will arrive in November. It'll be a tablet computer to compete with the Apple iPad and will be offered for sale by
97 UK Descendants of Clone Cow
London - (Reuterus & Mad Cow Disease Mess): A one-woman walking crime wave is how every security/intelligence agency around the world has dubbed her.
"And now the putrid meat of her bloody relatives has totally
Wisconsin Teachers Blame 'Lay Offs' On Refusal To Prescribe Viagra In Benifits Package!
A teachers union in Madison, WI, has blamed county officials for 'lay offs' as the officials have denied prescription drugs for erectile dysfunction as part of the free health care plan in the Union
New Labour Facing Double-dip Depression
Having survived the Iraq-fuelled unpopularity of Tony Blair - and suffered the wrath of voters towards Gordon Brown - New Labour activists are now preparing themselves for another five years of utter despair as either
Tooth Fairy Leaves Blood Diamond Under Naomi Campbell's Pillow
Superbitch Naomi Campbell told the international criminal court in the Hague how, after a charity dinner with Nelson Mandela (peace be upon him), she found a "dirty big stone" under the pillow in her hotel
Shock: Bill Cosby "I'm Not Dead" Revelation.
Bill Cosby, star of 80's hit sitcom 'The Cosby Show', refuses to admit he is dead.
The comedian has twice this year come under extreme pressure to admit that he has passed away. Twitter readers are
The Hollywood Ending And Other Insightful Film Observations
Remember that old Pink Floyd line, "I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from?" Now, of course, I've got 213 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.  For
Barcelona Kidnap Cesc Fabregas!
Spanish drama Queens Barcelona have upped their bid to sign the Gunners' captain Cesc Fabregas. the funny looking 23 year old Spaniard left Barcelona at the age of 15 when they decided he was a
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