Stories Archive by Month - August
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Ice-age Skull Discovered On Isle of Wight
Amateur fossil hunter, Norman Soffett from Southampton, has reportedly discovered a skull dating back almost 2 million years, pre-dating the most recent ice-age.
If, as believed, the skull belongs to the Pliocene epoch of the Tertiary
Robin Hood: On Dvd And Blu-ray September 21
Oscar® winner Russell Crowe reunites with Gladiator director Ridley Scott to reveal the untold story of a common archer's rise to become a hero in Robin Hood, the $309 million[1] worldwide blockbuster coming to Blu-ray™
Paula Abdul Calls Up The American Idol Producers And Begs Them To Let Her Replace Ellen Degeneres
BEVERLY HILLS - Paula Abdul had just returned from shopping on Rodeo Drive when she stopped to talk to her long time landscaper Vicente Relampago, Jr.
Vicente asked her if now that Ellen DeGeneres had been
X-factor's Joe Mcelderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission
Music industry insiders expressed surprise overnight by Cheryl Cole's wee X-Factor 'babby brutha' Joe McElderry's announcement that he is gay.
None were more surprised than the natives of Joe's hometown of South Shields. As one resident,
Katie Price - Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
Minor news outlet Skoob Entertainment News announced last night that they will not be publishing any more items concerning uber breasted self styled media star Katie Price, aka Jordan.
A spokesman for SEN told us that:
"Katie
Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots
Friends and supporters of the actress, Emma Watson - Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies - have finally had a belly full of bullshit stories circulating on the internet purporting to show Emma nude,
Iow Beauty Queen's Multiple Birth Casts Doubt On Bid For Miss Universe Title
Hopes that Shanklin would produce it's first winner of the Miss Universe Beauty Queen title, were dashed last night when Miss Isle of Wight suddenly gave birth to sextuplets writes Archibald Tuttle, Assistant Chief
No Shit Sherlock - More Episodes On The Way
Deep joy among Sherlock afficionadoes this week as it was announced that in addition to the existing BBC trilogy of updated Holmes films, there are plans to make more instalments, although it's unlikely that they'll
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