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Music industry insiders expressed surprise overnight by Cheryl Cole's wee X-Factor 'babby brutha' Joe McElderry's announcement that he is gay. None were more surprised than the natives of Joe's hometown of South Shields. As one resident, X-factor's Joe Mcelderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' AdmissionSatire about

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