Stories Archive by Month - August
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Jessica Ennis Celebrates With Nude Gold Medal Photo Display
Britain's Golden girl, Jessica Ennis, celebrated her fabulous victory in last night's Heptathlon with a twenty minute naked song and dance under a hot! hot! hot! power shower!
The stunningly beautiful Sheffield athlete, also famous for
Chelsea Clinton Wedding. Obama "Out", Indian Hotelier Who Pioneered Famous Weight-loss Regime "In"
RHINEBECK - NEW YORK HUDSON VALLEY: In what is being called "the wedding of the century", Chelsea Clinton will marry long-time BF Marc Mezvinsky.
Chelsea - a Methodist and Marc - a conservative Jew
X-factor Winner Joe Mcelderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is
LONDON - The winner of this past season's X-Factor, Joe McElderry of South Shields, Tyneside, was sitting in Little Limey O'Shea's Pub when he was asked if the rumors of him being gay are in
Badgers To Be Encouraged To Hold Tupperware Parties
The Treasury has announced plans to recruit countryside animals in a bid to reduce the record UK deficit.
Badgers will be encouraged to host Tupperware parties by inviting moles, shrews, weasels and other woodland creatures to
Dog Looks Over Gate
There was uproar in the village this morning when the news got out that a dog was seen looking over a gate.
The bizarre event became a major talking point amongst the residents of the quiet
Chelsea Clinton Wedding Latest
Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of former US President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, has married her long-term boyfriend George Clinton at a lavish ceremony in New York.
Chelsea Clinton former Prince of
Taylor Lautner Not Dead!
The news sent many a teenager running to the telephone about an hour ago with the CCB News Network announcing that Twilight actor, Taylor Launner was NOT dead.
Apparently, there was a part time actor who
Paris Runs Out of Bread: To Blame Woody Allen And Carla Bruni
The famous long, thin and crispy French baguette, so loved by visitors to France, has disappeared from the shelves of Paris bakeries. This was something which last happened 221 years ago (1789) and which sparked
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