Stories Archive by Month - August
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Peter Andre Tells Katie Price "Stick To The Day Job"
Not content with subjecting us to every facet of their once private lives when they were married, Peter Andre and Katie Price (Jordan) still insist in hogging the front pages of cheap magazines, such as
The Real Reason Bristol Palin Broke Off Her Engagement To Levi Johnston
WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin's orthodontist has revealed that Sarah and Todd Palin's oldest daughter has broken off her engagement to her longtime boyfriend and fiance Levi Johnston.
Dr. Elroy "Puffy" Hickorypux, 83, said that apparently
Heida Montag Divorcing Spencer Pratt
The reality couple from "The Hill" apparently have eyes for a divorce as 23-year-old Heidi Montag is leaving Spencer Pratt, she reportedly told friends this morning.
"She said that it wasn't working", stated an inside source.
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Team Divide Causes Tension At Ferrari
Formula 1 has taken another knock in popularity today after a new scandal has emerged between the two Ferrari drivers, Spain's Fernando Alonso and the Brazilian Felipe Massa.
The team were already being investigated for claims
J-lo To Become Judge On American Idol: Simon Cowell Leaving
It has been rumoured today that the bootylicious pop sensation, J-Lo, is to become a judge on American Idol.
Lopez is said to be replacing funny lesbian Ellen Degeneres, who herself replaced Paula Abdul.
Degeneres is reported
Seaside Heights, Nj Police Release Political Prisoner Nicole Polizzi
Like Mandela, Gandhi, Bhutto and DMX, the human race has a shameful record of imprisoning those who had the courage to rally against oppression. And, while we all wish we can look at that
Argentina Goes 'Gay' And Maradona Hopes To Tie The Knot With Messi & Co!
Despite many protests from the Argentinian Catholic Church (they demanded exclusive rights for being the only 'gays' in Argentina) the government have decided to legalise 'gay' weddings.
As soon as the law was passed a
Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt To Divorce On Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The divorce that many had been expecting has arrived. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who starred in the hit series The Hills, have decided to part ways.
Montag will journey into the world
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