Stories Archive by Month - August
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Lady Gaga To Duet With Susan Boyle
Snoop Dogg, Elaine Page, 50 Cent, John Barrowman and many many others have expressed a desire to cash in on the unlikely global success of Susan Boyle, but now it is the turn of the
The Real Chelsea Clinton 'Lies Buried In White House Rose Garden'
Washington - (Hybrid Tea Rose News): Buried under the fragrant commemorative floribunda cultivars the Laura Bush Rose and the Rose Kennedy Rose lies the truth of those irrascible Clinton years in orifice.
And this afternoon
Lady Gaga Attacks A Crippled Old Man At Park
Lady Gaga gets arrested in Arizona for taunting and assaulting a crippled homeless man at a park.
Gaga who refused to be part of the Arizona boycott, because she said she doesn't like little people, will
Plot To Bomb Vp Biden's Vocal Chords Mistakenly Foiled
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Chelseas' Wedding Reception Interrupted
Ex President Clinton was all smiles at Chelsea's wedding reception this afternoon. That was until one of the Bridesmaids was discovered under his table. The Bridesmaid was discovered after she inadvertently tripped a waiter when
Miley Cyrus Has Been Asked To Join The TV Show The Jersey Shore
BROOKLYN - Miley Cyrus was in Brooklyn shopping for a special brand of knee high boots sold only at Brooklyn's Dees Boots Is Made Fa Walkin' Boot Shop.
She was asked if the rumors about her
Jenson Button Tries To Keep Peace, Pace, Piece And Other Similar Sounding Words
We found this item originally on the Hungarian blog Comment.com. Unfortunately the audio was taken down by DivShare -- and thus what is lost is translation is also somewhat lost in writing
Senate Committee To Subpoena Cia Noc-list File On Abdel-basset Ali Al-megrahi Ratzinger
Washington AC/DC - (Holy Shit!): The dossier on one of the Pope's bastard sons was 'sanitised' during the Reagan/Bush1 presidency amid fears 'it was just too goddam explosive' for humble joe public.
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