Stories Archive by Month - August

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Wussies Decry Bnsf Carpal Tunnel Testing

Matthew writes: In a test case with ramifications for wusses throughout the nation, Burlington Northern & Santa Fe Railroad has been secretly running unproven genetic tests on its workers to prove that the employees

 Slashnot
Added: 11 August 2005
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More Great Ideas From Simon Cowell

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 The Chortler
Added: 11 August 2005
Nasa Administrator Discusses Shuttle Problems Live Today

Nasa Administrator Discusses Shuttle Problems Live Today

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 Bongo News
Added: 11 August 2005
Cindy Sheehan Scares George W. Bush, Kathleen Harris Scares Me, And Jerry Falwell Scares Everyone- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- 8-11-05

Cindy Sheehan Scares George W. Bush, Kathleen Harris Scares Me, And Jerry Falwell Scares Everyone- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- 8-11-05

Cindy Sheehan, Grieving Mother, National Threat: Today is D-Day for Cindy Sheehan, the grieving mother of Army Specialist Casey Sheehan who was killed in the Sadr City section of

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Kevin Federline's Latest Plan

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 The Chortler
Added: 11 August 2005
Creationism Vs. Evolution Vs. Contradictionism: The Secret Untold Story - I

Creationism Vs. Evolution Vs. Contradictionism: The Secret Untold Story - I

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 Bongo News
Added: 11 August 2005
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Albuquerque Sheriff's Helo Brought Down By Gunfire

Albuquerque NM-- In a sign of the times, a Sheriff's helicopter circling over suspected burglars was reportedly brought down by gunfire Monday night. The helicopter's crew was unharmed, although the chopper itself was destroyed on

 The Spoof
Added: 11 August 2005
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Koreans Clone A Dog, Then Eat It

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 Bongo News
Added: 11 August 2005


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