Stories Archive by Month - August
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Ragnarok To Start Next Tuesday
ASGARD--After a millennium or so of waiting, the Norse Gods have finally announced plans to begin Ragnarok, the divine war that will temporarily end all life on earth.
Baseball Hall of Fame Names Two New Members Based On Projected Steroid-enhanced Statistics
The Baseball Hall of Fame Veterans Committee today announced the selection of two old-time players whose career statistics "would have been significantly enhanced if the medical science of their times had allowed them access to
Michael Jackson Jurors Change Their Stories
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San Diego Homes And Condos Now Impossible To Sell Or Flip, Heralding US Real Estate Crash
SAN DIEGO (ARF)— When the housing market was white-hot only 8 months ago, Alex Flapper could buy a luxury downtown condo in San Diego, California with as little as $50 down and sell it one
Madonna Converts David Beckham To Kabbalah
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Free World Requests Vote On Leader of Free World
Representatives of The Free World (TM) today requested permission from President Bush for the freedom to vote for or against him.
Terrorists Under Every Bed!
Negroponte to Choose Top Spooks
WASHINGTON - Under pressure from the President, John "Deathsquad" Negroponte, director of national intelligence, will appoint new FBI personnel, popularly called "spooks," who will
Famous Phone Calls: Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey
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