Stories Archive by Month - August

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Flagstaff's Big Red Poor

I figured, Zano's been up to see me in Vegas 5 times now, it was fine time to go see him.  Never do this.  He arbitrarily picks a weekend, and leave it to Zano

 Daily Discord
Added: 09 August 2010
The British Don't Give A Shit About BP Gulf Oil Spill

The British Don't Give A Shit About BP Gulf Oil Spill

Surprising results from a British media survey into the BP Gulf Of Mexico oil spill reveals that the vast majority of British people don't give a shit, and the remainder don't give two shits. Spokesman for

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Dear Pete, Volume 7

by Pete Puma Dear Pete: My doctor tells me I need more potassium and that I should start eating bananas.  What's the best way to eat them?

 To The Chest
Added: 09 August 2010
West Brom To Field Two Goalkeepers Against Chelsea

West Brom To Field Two Goalkeepers Against Chelsea

As football supporters prepare themselves for the Premier League kick off next Saturday, top flight newboys, West Bromwich Albion are facing up to their tricky away game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge with renewed optimism,

 The Spoof
Added: 09 August 2010
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The 'Crown Jewels' of All Blood Diamond Lies

Balmoral Castle - (On-The-Rocks News): The Queen has received a suppoena to testify at the blood diamonds trial in The Hague. Apparently a parure - a suite of jewellery comprising a tiara, necklace, earrings, bracelets, rings,

 The Spoof
Added: 09 August 2010
Bishop Harry R. Jackson Jr., A Man That Needs To Be Enlightened

Bishop Harry R. Jackson Jr., A Man That Needs To Be Enlightened

Bishop Harry R. Jackson Jr. says "The institution of marriage is unique. It is the one institution that binds women and men together to form a family, and this serves broad societal purposes." Two thousand

 The Spoof
Added: 09 August 2010
North Korea's Leader Whisked Off In Ufo

North Korea's Leader Whisked Off In Ufo

North Korea today is in shock if reports leaked over the border into China are to be believed. According to sources close to the troubled north Korean boarder in China, a huge metallic disc thought to

 The Spoof
Added: 09 August 2010
Paul The Octopus Is Rubbish Says Sammy The Soothsaying Sardine

Paul The Octopus Is Rubbish Says Sammy The Soothsaying Sardine

The furore over the ability of Paul the Octopus has come to an abrupt end with the discovery of an even more brilliant sea living creature. Sammy the Sardine - known as the Soothsayer - has

 The Spoof
Added: 09 August 2010


Gemini horoscope

I give you permission to do what you want to, today. Time and time again you are asked to wait outside the room whilst......

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