Stories Archive by Month - August

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World Bank's Paul Wolfowitz Says Bomb Cindy Sheehan

Washington, D.C. -- In an effort to curtail the threat to Bush's poll numbers by Cindy Sheehan, the former Deputy Secretary of Defense, who now runs the World Bank, Paul

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 14 August 2005
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No Clowns Please, We're British...

Glastonbury Tor is being used as the global headquarters of a bizarre cult which aims to eradicate clown activity in the UK by 2015.

 The Spoof
Added: 14 August 2005
Bush 'Mulling Options' For War Against Cindy Sheehan

Bush 'Mulling Options' For War Against Cindy Sheehan

CRAWFORD, TX -- President George W. Bush is "mulling options" for a possible military strike against Cindy Sheehan, said one of his top political aides.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 14 August 2005


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