Stories Archive by Month - August
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Outed Gay Receives $270k, Valerie Plame Jealous
San Francisco - A gay man outed on a Spanish-language radio show broadcast nationwide will be paid $270,000 by Univision Radio, an arbitrator has ruled. Valerie Plame, outed by someone in the Bush administration, told
Canadian Tire Couple In Divorce Shocker
Ted and Gloria Pneumatic, the ubiquitous couple featured in those Canadian Tire commercials on the TV every five goddamn minutes, have filed for divorce, thehammer.ca has learned.
Jessica Simpson Explodes At 37,000 Feet
(New York--NY) Boobs by DuPont? That's question that's been following Jessica Simpson, or, more correctly, her breasts on her Dukes of Hazzard press tour. And it may have been answered
Mariah Carey's Glitter To Be Re-released With Director's Apology
Hollywood - 20th Century Fox has announced the DVD re-release of Mariah Carey's acting debut in "Glitter". They are spreading the word by offering an 'unseen' ending. The ending has not changed from the theatrical
George W. Bush: 'Cindy Sheehan Is A Thought Criminal'
CRAWFORD, TX -- In what appears to be the preparatory phase of the military campaign against Cindy Sheehan, President George W. Bush is now saying that Cindy Sheehan is a "thought
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