Stories Archive by Month - August

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American Idol Judge Interviews Crashed By Susan Boyle

"American Idol" Judge Interviews Crashed By Susan Boyle

Hollywood, California - Reportedly, Susan Boyle is emotionally blackmailing Simon Cowell. Threatening to make another scandal of herself by having another psychotic breakdown and checking into a Rehab center again, if he does not select

Ron Paul's Big Bro Les Is Dead At 94

Ron Paul's Big Bro Les Is Dead At 94

New York - (RIP Mess): Ron Paul's elder brother the noted guitarist and prospective 2012 vice-presidential partner Les Paul has died at the age of 94. Paul rose to fame with his 'While My Guitar Gently

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Added: 15 August 2009
?apparently This Food Won?t Just Photograph Itself? Explains Food Blogger?s Hungry Wife

?apparently This Food Won?t Just Photograph Itself? Explains Food Blogger?s Hungry Wife

The oft-noted practice of spending more time photographing your dinner for your beautiful specialist food blog than actually eating it, has finally been explained by extremely-social scientists. Interviewing Susan Moffat, the barely-7-stone wife of famous food

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Norwich City Pitch Invaders Handed Severe Punishment By Club

The two Norwich City fans who ran onto the pitch on Ssaturday and threw their season tickets at club manager Bryan Gunn, have been handed severe punishments by the carrow Road hierarchy - their passes

Peter Andre Filmed Shouting Angry Comments About Jordan

Peter Andre Filmed Shouting Angry Comments About Jordan

Peter Andre has been filmed venting his fury about the actions and inactions of Jordan. Speaking in front of a room packed with fans and reporters, he spent twenty minutes venting his celebtrity spleen. "I find

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Added: 14 August 2009
The Health Care Debate: Is That Goose Steps I Hear?

The Health Care Debate: Is That Goose Steps I Hear?

(New York-NY) Once again, to my loyal five readers (though I believe it shot up to seven last week), I apologize for not cloaking my viewpoint in satire. Simply put, there

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Added: 14 August 2009
Noel Gallagher Has Nervous Breakdown After Watching Hamlet

Noel Gallagher Has Nervous Breakdown After Watching Hamlet

Oasis star Noel Gallagher is receiving treatment in hospital for a nervous breakdown after watching a performance of Hamlet at London's Wyndham theatre. Doctors say Gallagher couldn't understand much of what was going on in the

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Added: 14 August 2009
Pattaya United Set To Announce Signing of Newcastle United Player

Pattaya United Set To Announce Signing of Newcastle United Player

It was reported at lunchtime today that Thai Football League team, Pattaya United, are shortly to announce details of a major new signing from English Championship side, Newcastle United. A report on Pattaya People TV channel



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